Janu’s afternoon in haikus

Hey! I don’t have a good reason for my posts being here and there and sometimes non existent but yeah. I post when I write and I guess I haven’t been writing too often lately cause I am out of ideas. Do give me ideas or prompts in the comments if you have any.
And without further ado- Janu’s afternoon in haikus(from her perspective)
If you haven’t read the other posts of Janu’s haikus-
Janu writes haikus
Janu’s morning haikus.

I swear I will bite,
Stop petting me you human,
I’m trying to sleep.

She won’t go away,
She won’t stop kissing my head,
PLEASE JUST LET ME SLEEP.

Thank god she is gone,
But my belly is itching.
Ugh. Where did she go!

Please? Please come back here,
I want belly rubs right now!
Why won’t she listen.

Wait what’s that I hear,
Is that sound a pidgeon?
Shoo! Dirty rascal!

Hmm maybe if I
carefully sneak up on it,
I could catch it quick.

Must use my cat skills,
And stalk it without a noise,
Shit! It flew away.

Who is that barking,
I can hear them loud and clear,
Must bark back at them.

It sounds like Imli Rani,
She is my bestie, I’m hers.
Must stare at her now.

I really need to pee.
Where is that stinky human?
She must take me down.

I will whine and whine,
Until she takes me outside.
Fine, I’ll hold it in.

Do I smell a treat?
Let’s go investigate this.
“Sit.” says the human.

“I am sitting down,”
“Now just give me the damn treat.”
I mutter, hungrily.

She gives me the treat.
I take it in, to my bed,
Then I munch in peace.

I am sleepy now,
I will take a quick, short nap.
First get comfortable.

Hm. Yawn, good morning.
Short nap became kind of long.
Slept for three hours straight.

Janu’s morning in haikus

Hey peeps! So once before Janu has written haikus(well- well- I mean yeah I wrote them as her but shush it…), and I quite liked them. If you haven’t read that then TAP HERE. Anyways, lets begin with todays haikus, which will have how Janu’s morning goes around. Also btw I will be doing her afternoon+evening and night as well so keep an eye out!

Are they still asleep?
It is four in the morning!
Fat, lazy humans.

Finally a noise,
She is going to the loo,
Yay she is awake.

She gives me petting,
She is going back to bed,
Will get on the bed.

I must lick nonstop,
Maybe if I do some whines,
She will take me down.

She is awake now
I must be all cutie-pie,
So she takes me out.

One second is that?
My leash! Lets go walking now!
Forgot the poo bag.

Come on lets go now!
Finally we are going!
Can’t wait to play!

We are at the park,
Imli Rani is here too!
She is my bestie.

We are both ofleash,
We will nibble, play, run, race,
And chew grass.

I will chew her ears,
We will speed around the sand,
I am way faster.

Look Ginger is here,
Though he is the alpha male,
He’s a goofy pup.

He always joins us,
Me and Imli are his girls,
He gets protective.

We race in the sand,
They try to catch up with me but,
I am the fastest.

Imli loves to dig,
She begins digging the sand,
So elegently.

I try to as well,
Not as graceful and pretty,
Yet I make a hole.

I poop on the grass,
Imli poops in the dry leaves,
I pee on her poo.

We both munch on grass,
The humans jokingly say,
That we are part goat.

Honestly they know,
The grass is for the stomach,
If it hurts or cramps.

Some more ear biting,
Some leg chewing, tail pulling,
And then the walk ends.

They try to catch us,
Put the leashes back on us,
And then we go up.

Now the girl feeds me,
Hope it is chicken and rice,
Alas it’s kibble.

Wait one second is that?
Bacon oil on top of it?
Yum yum yum yum yum!

I want to sleep now,
I am tired after playing,
For nearly two hours.

SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP.
sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.
SLEEP sleep SLEEP sleep SLEEP!

Janu Writes Haikus

Oh come on! I know dogs don’t write haikus. Well this one does.
Fine. Let me rephrase that…Owners write haikus as the dog?
Welp. No intro. Haikus as Janu.

Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food Food Food
Food Food Food Food Food

I will keep you safe,
My sharp and loud bark will save
You from the mailman.

I will make some poop,
Such pretty, distinguished art,
You save it in bags.

Ding! The doorbell rang,
I will shoo them far away,
Bark Woof Bark Bark Woof!

You eating chicken?
Soulful, starving puppy eyes,
Please gib me a bite?

I want to go play,
You will think I need to pee,
If I sit and whine.

Are you in a class?
Let me put my nose in your face,
And lick your knee.

You reading a book?
I will annoy you a lot,
Lick, lick, drool, bark, whine.

Ah yes, that petting!
Ah! Both hands, itching my ears,
Now belly rubs please.

I hear my own leash,
We going for a walk now?
Lets do happy spins!

Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees
Other Dogs Other Dogs Other Dogs, woof,
Run free Run free Run

We are back at home,
Is that my food bowl I hear?
Lets eat all the food!

Ran around so much,
I am exhausted, must sleep,
SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP.